the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

dontthinkwedontnoticeyou:

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

capn-devdev:

castielcampbell:

221pies-in-the-tardis:

selizabeth22:

ultrafacts:

More facts? Visit the Ultrafacts tumblr Blog

Why is George holding the phone upside down?

isn’t the fact that he’s george bush enough of an answer ?

Is no one going to talk about the SQUIRRELS that hunt DOGS in Russia??

is no one going to talk about the green children

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

senoritaseabitch:

uranus09:

107422:

wickedclothes:

Solar System Necklace

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are all included in this solar system necklace. Don’t hold the whole world in your hands. Hold the entire solar system around your neck. Hung on an 18” chain. Sold on Etsy.

pluto isn’t a planet

hey fuck you

VIVA LA PLUTO

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.