so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
Prisoner zero has escaped
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.
this is so fucking gross
but is this bra available for purchase tho
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Why is George holding the phone upside down?
isn’t the fact that he’s george bush enough of an answer ?
Is no one going to talk about the SQUIRRELS that hunt DOGS in Russia??
is no one going to talk about the green children
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are all included in this solar system necklace. Don’t hold the whole world in your hands. Hold the entire solar system around your neck. Hung on an 18” chain. Sold on Etsy.
pluto isn’t a planet
hey fuck you
VIVA LA PLUTO
5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.
Robert has no regrets.